diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index a4edae8..af0cdf7 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@ anthonywritescode: PING hello
 anthonywritescodebot: PONG hello
 ```
 
-### `!discord'
+### `!discord`
 
 Show the discord url
 
diff --git a/bot.py b/bot.py
index 85cbf00..b32a93a 100644
--- a/bot.py
+++ b/bot.py
@@ -144,6 +144,11 @@ def cmd_discord(match: Match[str]) -> Response:
     )
 
 
+@handle_message('!homeland')
+def cmd_russians(match: Match[str]) -> Response:
+    return MessageResponse(match, 'WE WILL PROTECT OUR HOMELAND!')
+
+
 @handle_message('!emoji')
 def cmd_emoji(match: Match[str]) -> Response:
     return MessageResponse(match, 'anthon63DumpsterFire anthon63Pythonk')
@@ -167,6 +172,15 @@ def keyboard(match: Match[str]) -> Response:
     )
 
 
+@handle_message('!github')
+def github(match: Match[str]) -> Response:
+    return MessageResponse(
+        match,
+        "anthony's github is https://github.com/asottile -- stream github is "
+        "https://github.com/anthonywritescode",
+    )
+
+
 @handle_message('!still')
 def cmd_still(match: Match[str]) -> Response:
     _, _, msg = match.groups()